nautical | Deep Sea News https://deepseanews.com All the news on the Earth's largest environment. Thu, 21 Feb 2019 00:48:24 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://csrtech.com Have you been nautical or nice? Take your present wrapping game to the next level https://deepseanews.com/2016/12/have-you-been-nautical-or-nice-take-your-present-wrapping-game-to-the-next-level/ https://deepseanews.com/2016/12/have-you-been-nautical-or-nice-take-your-present-wrapping-game-to-the-next-level/#comments Sat, 17 Dec 2016 03:24:23 +0000 https://www.deepseanews.com/?p=57539 Throughout the years my dad and I have had some duke-out contests wrapping the holiday gifts. We aren’t just talking about fancy bows and ribbons here.…

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Throughout the years my dad and I have had some duke-out contests wrapping the holiday gifts. We aren’t just talking about fancy bows and ribbons here. Oh no…one Christmas all of my presents were shaped like pyramids, while all of his presents were in double duct-taped boxes. Yeah…it get’s real in Casa de Warneke.

This season, in an effort to be more sustainable and offset the gajillion holiday catalogs I have received in the mail (seriously Brookstone it’s getting ridiculous) I decided to go a different route.

Sacrificing a small stack of old Alert Diver mags, I wrapped this years gifts in an assortment of my favorite squishy creatures.

Deck the Halls with Bows and Tentacles…Fa la la la la lala la la.
Nothing says a ruined Silent Night for this macaques than the impending SAND STRIKER OF DOOM!
We fish you a Merry Christmas…
…we fish you a Merry Christmas…
…we FISH you a Merry Christmas from this Astroscopus gattutus right here!
No sea-themed wrapping job is complete without an appearance of the West Marine 2016 Holiday Catalog.
And Wah-la! Presents as educational as they are fun to look at. Happy Wrappings!

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Wednesday Knot: The Poldo Tackle https://deepseanews.com/2010/02/wednesday-knot-the-poldo-tackle/ Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:35:10 +0000 https://www.deepseanews.com/?p=7032 Quickly tied, this a great tackle for tensioning. You simply pull one way to tighten and the opposite to release.  At sea use includes a…

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Quickly tied, this a great tackle for tensioning. You simply pull one way to tighten and the opposite to release.  At sea use includes a quick-release lashing for an on-deck life raft, but its applicability is universal.  One of the knots you will need to add to your arsenal for preparedness.  Enjoy!

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Wednesday Nautical Term/Phrase: Fit The Bill https://deepseanews.com/2009/10/wednesday-nautical-termphrase-fit-the-bill/ Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:57:29 +0000 https://www.deepseanews.com/?p=6108 Thank God for Brian Berlin! In  agreement or harmony with A Bill of Lading was signed by the ship’s master acknowledging receipt of specified goods…

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Thank God for Brian Berlin!

In  agreement or harmony with

A Bill of Lading was signed by the ship’s master acknowledging receipt of specified goods and the promise to deliver them to their destination in the same condition. Upon delivery, the goods were checked against the bill to see if all was in order. If so, they fit the bill.

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Nautical Term/Phrase Wednesday: Leeway https://deepseanews.com/2009/10/nautical-termphrase-wednesday-leeway/ Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:54:22 +0000 https://www.deepseanews.com/?p=6069 margin of safety, available amount of freedom or room to move or act Weatherward or windward is the side of the ship toward the wind. …

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margin of safety, available amount of freedom or room to move or act

Weatherward or windward is the side of the ship toward the wind.  The lee side is the side of the ship sheltered.  Much like the leeward side of island is one that faces away from the wind and provides shelter.  On the otherhand, a lee shore is downwind of the ship, i.e. facing the wind,  and if there is not enough leeway then the ship can be driven onto shore.

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Nautical Phrase/Term Wednesday: Garbled https://deepseanews.com/2009/09/nautical-phraseterm-wednesday-garbled/ Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:31:15 +0000 https://www.deepseanews.com/?p=5946 From ye ol’ source… to be distorted or mixed up Garbling was the prohibited practice of mixing rubbish with the cargo.

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From ye ol’ source…

to be distorted or mixed up

Garbling was the prohibited practice of mixing rubbish with the cargo.

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Nautical Phrase/Term Wednesday: Freeze the B@!!$ Off A Brass Monkey https://deepseanews.com/2009/09/nautical-phraseterm-wednesday-freeze-the-b-off-a-brass-monkey/ https://deepseanews.com/2009/09/nautical-phraseterm-wednesday-freeze-the-b-off-a-brass-monkey/#comments Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:01:47 +0000 https://www.deepseanews.com/?p=5882 A special one for Kevin Z’s time aboard a tall ship… On ships, cannon balls were sometimes stacked in what was called a monkey, usually…

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A special one for Kevin Z’s time aboard a tall ship…

On ships, cannon balls were sometimes stacked in what was called a monkey, usually made from brass. When it got really cold the monkey would contract, forcing some of the cannon balls to fall off.

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Wednesday Nautical Phrase/Term: Stern Lecture https://deepseanews.com/2009/08/wednesday-nautical-phraseterm-stern-lecture/ https://deepseanews.com/2009/08/wednesday-nautical-phraseterm-stern-lecture/#comments Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:06:10 +0000 https://www.deepseanews.com/?p=5628 to be reprimanded The quarterdeck at the stern of the ship was officer’s country.  A sailor didn’t go there unless he had work to do…

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to be reprimanded

The quarterdeck at the stern of the ship was officer’s country.  A sailor didn’t go there unless he had work to do or if he was being disciplined.  A sailor caught in some infraction might be called aft for a Stern Lecture – being balled out by an officer.

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Wednesday Nautical Term/Phrase: Cranky https://deepseanews.com/2009/08/wednesday-nautical-termphrase-cranky/ Wed, 12 Aug 2009 11:57:09 +0000 https://www.deepseanews.com/?p=5510 To be irritable. “Dr. M. is cranky because it is before 10AM and he has not had coffee” From Brian Berlin…“Possibly from the Dutch krengd,…

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To be irritable. “Dr. M. is cranky because it is before 10AM and he has not had coffee”
From Brian Berlin…“Possibly from the Dutch krengd, a crank was an unstable sailing vessel. Due to a faulty design, the imbalance of her cargo, or a lack of ballast, a crank would heel too far to the wind.”

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Nautical Phrase/Term Wednesday: Mayday https://deepseanews.com/2009/08/nautical-phraseterm-wednesday-mayday/ https://deepseanews.com/2009/08/nautical-phraseterm-wednesday-mayday/#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:31:23 +0000 https://www.deepseanews.com/?p=5402 Obviously the distress call for vessels in serious trouble at sea. It was formally accepted in 1948 at an international telecommunications conference.  The origins of…

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Obviously the distress call for vessels in serious trouble at sea. It was formally accepted in 1948 at an international telecommunications conference.  The origins of mayday are complicated at best but the word itself comes from the anglicizing of the French “m’aidez,” (help me).

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Nautical Term/Phrase Wednesday: Deep Six https://deepseanews.com/2009/07/nautical-termphrase-wednesday-deep-six/ https://deepseanews.com/2009/07/nautical-termphrase-wednesday-deep-six/#comments Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:51:10 +0000 https://www.deepseanews.com/?p=5132 Meaning: to trash or rid of something Deep six refers to to six fathoms, or with a fathom being six feet, 36 feet.  The origins…

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Meaning: to trash or rid of something

Deep six refers to to six fathoms, or with a fathom being six feet, 36 feet.  The origins of the phrase are obscure at best.  It is currently thought that 36 feet was the rule of thumb needed for burial at sea to prevent a body from washing ashore.  Of course, modern sea burials usually require a 100 ft minimum.  The earliest documented usage in 1929 uses deep six as slang for grave.


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